The Top 16 Signs Your Cat has a Personality Disorder
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: entertainment comdey humor jokes joke fun cat cats pet pets- 16. Couldn't muster up sufficient disdain if all nine lives depended on it!
- 15. You've repeatedly found him in the closed garage, hunched over the wheel of your running Buick.
- 14. Sits for hours in fascination while listening to Bob Dole.
- 13. Teeth and claw marks all over your now-empty bottles of Prozac.
- 12. No longer licks paws clean, but washes them at the sink again and again and again...
- 11. Continually scratches on the door to get in... the OVEN door.
- 10. Doesn't get Garfield, but laughs like hell at Marmaduke.
- 9. Rides in your car with its head out the window.
- 8. She's a dues-paid, card-carrying member of the Reform Party.
- 7. You realize one day that the urine stains on the carpet actually form the letters N-E-E-D T-H-E-R-A-P-Y.
- 6. Has built a shrine to Andrew Lloyd Webber entirely out of empty "9 Lives" cans.
- 5. Spends all day in litterbox separating the green chlorophyll granules from the plain white ones.
- 4. After years of NPR, Tabby is suddenly a Ditto-Puss.
- 3. Sullen and overweight, your sunglass-wearing cat shoots the TV with a .45 Magnum when it sees cartoon depictions of stupid or lazy felines.
- 2. Your stereo is missing, and in the corner you find a pawn ticket and 2 kilos of catnip.
- and the Number 1 Sign Your Cat has a Personality Disorder...1. Makes an attempt on "First Cat" Socks' life in a pathetic attempt to impress Jodie Foster.
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