Top Ten Sexually Tilted Lines in "The Empire Strikes Back"

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1. "And I thought they smelled bad...on the *outside*!"
2. "Possible he came in through the south entrance."
3. "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?"
4. "Hurry up, golden-rod..."
5. "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."
6. "But now we must eat. Cum, good food, cummm..."
7. "Control, control! You must learn control!"
8. "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
9. "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me!"