What Mum Taught Me
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: entertainment humor jokes mum fun- Mum taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE:
- "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning!"
- Mum taught me RELIGION:
- "You'd better pray that will come out of the carpet."
- Mum taught me about TIME TRAVEL:
- "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
- Mum taught me LOGIC:
- "Because I said so, that's why."
- Mum taught me FORESIGHT:
- "Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident."
- Mum taught me IRONY:
- "Keep laughing and I'll give you something to cry about."
- Mum taught me about the science of OSMOSIS:
- "Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"
- Mum taught me about CONTORTIONISM:
- "Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!"
- Mum taught me about STAMINA:
- "You'll sit there until all that spinach is finished."
- Mum taught me about WEATHER:
- "It looks as if a tornado swept through your room."
- Mum taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS:
- "If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you, would you listen then?"
- Mum taught me about HYPOCRISY:
- "If I've told you once, I've told you a million times - Don't exaggerate!!!"
- Mum taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION:
- "Stop acting like your father!"
- Mum taught me about ENVY:
- "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"
- And most of all ..... Mum taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE:
- "I brought you into this world-and I can take you out."
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