Useful Insults

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• He's as sharp as a beach ball.
• Stupidity doesn't count as a handicap, park elsewhere.
• I would engage in a battle of wits with you, but I refuse to duel with an unarmed person.
• The proctologist called!...they found your head!
• His elevator won't go to the top.
• She's a few fries short of a Happy Meal.
• People would follow him, but only out of morbid curiosity.
• Some people are going to leave a mark on this world, you might leave a stain.
• If ignorance is bliss you must be orgasmic!
• Everyone has a photographic memory, you just don't have film.
• You couldn't get a clue during clue mating season in a field of clues if you smeared your body in musk and did the clue mating dance.
• Just because your head is pointed, that doesn't mean you're sharp.
• May your life be like toilet paper--long and useful.
• If my dog looked as ugly as you, I'd shave its butt and teach him to walk around backwards!
• Everyone is entitled to be stupid, you're abusing the privilege.
• All foam, no beer.
• If you gave him a penny for his thoughts you'd get change.
• The wheel is turning but the hampster is dead
• People like you should not be allowed to breed.