Classic Quotes from Helen anf the other Big Brother UK II Residents

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• "God!! There are 9 of us in here.....!!! It does not seem to be as many as at the start!!!..." - Helen
• "I dreamed last night when I was asleep..." - Helen
• "There's less people in the house than we started with" - Helen
• " Do I look chubby, I'm worried if I'm nominated as I'll have lots of pictures taken of me. I just won't eat anything on Friday". - Helen
• "The problem is you're so similar - but in different ways." - Amma
• "I was nervous and I'm never nervous" - Paul
• "If there were less people in here it would be less crowded." - Dean
• "You do have 5 fingers don't you?" - Helen
• "I think I'm the only Welsh person in here" - Helen
• On her G.C.S.E's: "God.!! How come you lot have got loads and I have only got 2" - Helen
• "I probably sound Welsh on the telly" - Helen
• Dean playing "The Look of Love" with Amma singing along, Helen : "Is that one of your songs, Dean?"
• "I love blinking, I do!" - Helen
• "It would have to be - like - half a trained dog" - Amma
• "What is a Liberal Democrat?" - Helen
• "Is the jelly cooked" - Helen
• "This is big brother, a meteorite has landed in the garden. You have 2 minutes to get dressed..."Helen: "dressed? What as in clothes?"
• "Yeah, you know Jack Daniels... he does all the magic stuff!" - Helen
• Bubble was balancing the 3 juggling balls on Brian's head as he was reading a book on the sofa and Helen said: "that's fantastic that is, does he know?"
• Helen, the first one in the hot tub- (Sun behind clouds, cold outside), "It's just like being in Spain!"
• "What does insanity MEAN???" - Helen
• Brian: "What if she's (Helen) got an IQ of 25?"Helen: "Actually, I'm only 23"
• Stuart: "What's Deans greatest fear?"Bubble: "Going insane"Helen: "No it isn't, its insanity he's scared of"
• "Those infrared cameras can see under your duvet covers" - Helen
• "I've heard that when men's willies are erect they are all the same size" - Helen
• "I don't like telling clients (her hairdressing customers) that I teach dancing because they might think I'm being big headed". - Helen
• Josh: "I've had 4 wet dreams... I wake up in the morning covered."Helen: "Covered in what?"
• Dean told the group how fans had stalked members of his band.Helen seemed shocked. "I've never been stalked. It doesn't happen in Wales,"
• "... They're self-indulged with themselves..." - Helen
• "I fancy cheese on toast"A while later... "I fancy something to eat but I'm not sure what I fancy" - Helen
• "What's in kidney beans?" - Helen
• (when Helen was cutting Paul's hair) Helen : "I don't think any camera is on me right now"Paul : "yeah except for the one right in front of us!"Helen : "Oh yeah"
• "Jimmy, Isn't that the name of a baby Kangaroo?" - Helen
• Brian to Helen, "Did you make any mistakes cutting people's hair?" Helen, "When I was training, I cut someone's necklace off".
• Helen to Dean, "Can you play the Vengaboy's are coming?" Dean: "No".
• "How much chicken is there in Chick Peas?" - Helen