Signs you've been in London too long
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: entertainment humor jokes fun funny london- You say 'mate' constantly.
- You think it is perfectly normal to pay over three quid for a pint.
- Anyone not from London is a 'plonker'.
- Anyone from outside London and north of the Watford Gap is a 'Northern Plonker'.
- You have no idea where the North is, and Cornwall is another country.
- You see All Saints in the Met Bar (again) and find it hard to get excited about it.
- The countryside makes you nervous.
- Somebody speaks to you on the tube and you freak out thinking they are a stalker.
- American tourists no longer annoy you.
- You talk in postcodes. "God, it was really warm round SW1 the other day".
- You can't remember the last time you got up to 30 mph in your car in the city.
- You didn't realise that 'Paddington Green' is REAL.
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