Laws Of Life

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• Murphy's First Law for WivesIf you ask your husband to pick up five items from the shops and then you add one more as an afterthought, he will forget two of the first five.
• Kauffman's Paradox of the CorporationThe less important you are to the corporation, the more your tardiness or absence is noted.
• The Salary AxiomThe pay rise is just enough to increase your taxes and just small enough to have no effect on your take-home pay.
• Miller's Law of InsuranceInsurance covers everything except what happens.
• First Law of LivingAs soon as you start doing what you always wanted to be doing, you'll want to be doing something else.
• Weiner's Law of LibrariesThere are no answers only cross-references.
• Isaac's Strange Rule of Staleness Any food that starts out hard will soften when stale. Any food that starts out soft will harden when stale.
• The Carrier Bag LawThe chocolate bar you planned to eat on the way home from the supermarket is hidden at the bottom of the carrier bag.
• Lampner's Law of EmploymentWhen leaving work late, you will go unnnoticed. When you leave early, you will meet the boss in the car park.