Childen's Wisdom

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1. Never trust a dog to watch your food - Patrick, 10
2. When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him - Michael, 14
3. Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a cricket bat - Joel, 10
4. Never pee on an electric fence - Robert, 13
5. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a Tic Tac - Andrew, 9
6. When your mum is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair - Taylia, 11
7. Never allow your three-year-old brother in the same room as your homework - Tracey, 14
8. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in your milk - Armir, 9
9. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts - Kellie, 11
10. Don't sneeze in front of your mum, when you're eating a cracker - Mitchell, 12
11. If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse - Naomi, 15
12. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick - Lauren, 9
13. Never tell your mum her diet's not working - Michael, 14
14. If you get a bad school report, show it to your mum when she's on the phone - Alyesha, 13