Jedi Hand Trick

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"Star Wars" Euphemisms for Masturbation

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• 15. Shooting Womprats in Beggar's Canyon
• 14. Grooming the Wookie
• 13. Making the Kessel Run
• 12. Polishing Vader's Helmet
• 11. Evacuating Tatooine
• 10. Unsheathing the Meatsaber
• 9. Releasing the Special Edition
• 8. Jumping to Delight Speed
• 7. Communicating with Red Leader One
• 6. Lightsaber Practice with Captain Solo
• 5. Tinkering With the R2 Unit
• 4. Manually Targeting the Rebel Base
• 3. Performing the Jedi Hand Trick
• 2. Scratching Yoda Behind the Ears
• 1. Test Firing the Death Star