Perspectives
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: entertainment humor jokes fun- Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them...you are a mile away from them ... and you have their shoes.
- I started out with nothing...I still have most of it.
- When did my wild oats turn to prunes and All Bran?
- I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart.
- Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.
- All reports are in. Life is now officially unfair.
- If all is not lost, where is it?
- It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
- If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.
- The first rule of holes: If you are in one, stop digging.
- I tried to get a life once, but they were out of stock.
- I went to school to become a wit, only got halfway through.
- It was all so different before everything changed.
- Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
- A day without sunshine is like a day in Seattle.
- I wish the buck stopped here. I could use a few.
- Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids.
- It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
- Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
- When you're finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else decide to play chess?
- It's not hard to meet expenses...they're everywhere
- Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better attorney.
- The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
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