Arcade Game Wisdom
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: entertainment humor video games arcade games arcade leisure games wisdom- There is no problem that cannot be overcome by violence.
- Piloting any vehicle is simple and requires no training.
- You can overcome most adversaries simply by having enough coins.
- If it moves, KILL IT!
- One good guy can defeat an indeterminate number of bad guys.
- Bosses always hire henchmen weaker then they are to do their easy work.
- If you see food lying on the ground, eat it.
- You can smash things and get away with it.
- Smashing things doesn't hurt.
- Many nice things are hidden inside other things.
- You can knock other vehicles off the road and get away with it.
- If someone dies, they disappear.
- Money is frequently found lying on the streets.
- All shopkeepers carry high-tech weapons.
- If you get mad enough, you can fight even more fiercely than normal.
- If it's on the ground, pick it up.
- Repulsive, ugly, cannibalistic, evil beings have just as much right to be loved as heroic fighters.
- The operation of any weapon is a simple and obvious procedure.
- You never run out of ammunition, just grenades.
- No matter how long you fight, you can always fight again.
- "Bad guys" move in predictable patterns.
- Except for "bosses," most "bad guys" can be dispatched with one hit.
- It is easier to face a large mob of "bad guys" then a single "boss" in one on one combat.
- Death is reversible (but only for you!).
- Ninjas are common, and fight in public frequently.
- Shooting innocents hurts.
- Whenever huge fat evil men are about to die, they begin flashing red or yellow.
- When you are born, you drop out of the sky (a stork?) and are completely invincible for a very short time.
- Although the enemy always has more aircraft than you, they fly in elaborate patterns which make it easier for you to shoot them all down.
- All female martial artists wear revealing clothes and have great bodies.
- All martial arts men have rippling muscles and angry expressions.
- The enemy always leaves weapons and other goodies lying around for no reason other than so their bitter enemy can pick them up and defeat them with them.
- Shoot everything. If it blows up or dies, it was evil and deserved it. If it survives, pick it up - it was probably a bonus.
- The most powerful fighters always wait until you have achieved a nearly impossible flawless win record and killed a record number of opponents before they appear in your presence and beat the crud out of you.
- When the odds are 200 to 1 against you, it's no problem.
- Gang members all look the same, and often have the same names.
- When racing, don't worry if your vehicle crashes and explodes. A new one will appear in its place.
- Carpe diem! You only live three times!
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