Who was Jesus...?

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• THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN 1. His first name was Jesus. 2. He was bilingual. 3. He was always being harassed by the authorities.
• THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK 1. He called everybody "brother". 2. He liked Gospel. 3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
• THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH 1. He went into his father's business. 2. He lived at home until he was 33. 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin, and his Mother was sure he was God.
• THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN 1. He talked with his hands. 2. He had wine with every meal. 3. He worked in the building trades.
• THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN 1. He never cut his hair. 2. He walked around barefoot. 3. He started a new religion.
• THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH 1. He never got married. 2. He was always telling stories. 3. He loved green pastures.
• THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A WOMAN 1. He fed a crowd, at a moment's notice, when there was no food. 2. He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it. 3. Even when he was dead, he had to get up because there