Movie Cliches List - Sex

A list by Gyro

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• All beds have a special L-shaped top sheet, which reaches up to armpit level on women but only to waist level on men.
• No-one ever needs a kleenex after sex.
• If you're a woman in a film and have just finished a steamy lovemaking session, make sure to lay back and pull the sheets up to your neck, just like in real life.
• All women moan during sex, but none sweat.
• Women (and men less often) either make love with their underclothes on or have put them back on in the immediate aftermath.
• Two total strangers, upon falling into bed together, will always reach an incredibly intense, mutual, and SIMULTANEOUS orgasm on the first try.