The Top 54 Computer T-Shirt Slogans

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• 1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
• 2. As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
• 3. COFFEE.EXE missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key.
• 4. Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
• 5. Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster.
• 6. Backups! We don' NEED no steenking backups.
• 7. 4 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
• 8. E Pluribus Modem
• 9. Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes
• 10. File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
• 11. Ethernet (n): Something used to catch the Etherbunny
• 12. Computers are not intelligent; they only think they are
• 13. A main-frame: The biggest PC peripheral available.
• 14. My software never has bugs. lt just develops undocumented features.
• 15. An error? Impossible! My modem is error-correcting
• 16. C:WINDOWS C:WINDOWSGO C:PCCRAWL
• 17. CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C. (Y/N)?
• 18. C:DOS C:DOSRUN RUNDOSRUN
• 19. <-------- The information went data way
• 20. Does fuzzy logic tickle?
• 21. Best file compression around- "DEL *.*" = 100% compression
• 22. A computer's attention span is as long as its power cord.
• 23. The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
• 24. 11th commandment: Covet not thy neighbor's Pentium
• 25. BREAKFAST.COM Halted .. Cereal Port Not Responding
• 26. 24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case...Coincidence???
• 27. The name is Baud, James Baud.
• 28. Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
• 29. BUFFERS FILES 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go
• 30. Windows: Just another pane in the glass.
• 31. SENILE.COM found... Out Of Memory...
• 32. Access denied! Nah nah na na nah nah!
• 33. Who's General Failure & why is he reading my disk??
• 34. C:>Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner!
• 35. Ultimate office automation: Net-worked coffee.
• 36. Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay!
• 37. RAM disk is NOT an installation procedure.
• 38. Why doesn't DOS ever say 'EXCELLENT'
• 39. Shell to DOS, Come in DOS, do you COPY?
• 40. All computers wait at the same speed.
• 41. Computer: A device designed to speed and automate errors.
• 42. Go ahead, make my data!
• 43. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...
• 44. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
• 45. ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
• 46. E-mail returned to sender: Insufficient voltage.
• 47. Help! I'm modeming... and I can't hang up!!!
• 48. All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
• 49. Error! Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
• 50. DOS Tip #1701: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS
• 51. Hidden DOS secret: Add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS
• 52. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
• 53. Press any key... no, No, NO!! Not THAT one!
• 54. Press to continue ...