Best New Barbie Dolls

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• 1. Bifocals Barbie. Comes with her own set of blended-lens fashion framesin six wild colors {half-frames too!}, neck chain and large-print editionsof Vogue and Martha Stewart Living.
• 2. Hot Flash Barbie. Press Barbie's bellybutton and watch her face turnbeet red while tiny drops of perspiration appear on her forehead. Comes with hand-held fan and tiny tissues.
• 3. Facial Hair Barbie. As Barbie's hormone levels shift, see her whiskersgrow. Available with teensy tweezers and magnifying mirror.
• 4. Flabby Arms Barbie. Hide Barbie's droopy triceps with these new,roomier-sleeved gowns. Good news on the tummy front too: Muumuus withtummy-support panels are included.
• 5. Bunion Barbie. Years of disco dancing in stiletto heels have definitelytaken their toll on Barbie's dainty arched feet. Soothe her sores with thepumice stone and plasters, then slip on soft terry mules.
• 6. No-More-Wrinkles Barbie. Erase those pesky crow's-feet and lip lineswith a tube of Skin Sparkle-Spackle, from Barbie's own line of exclusiveage-blasting cosmetics.
• 7. Soccer Mom Barbie. All that experience as a cheerleader is really payingoff as Barbie dusts off her old high school megaphone to root for Babs andKen JR. Comes with minivan in robin-egg blue or white, and cooler filledwith doughnut holes and fruit punc
• 8. Mid-Life Crisis Barbie. It's time to ditch Ken. Barbie needs a big-asschange, and Fred [her personal trainer] is just what the doctor ordered,along with Prozac. They're hopping in her new red Miata and heading for theNapa Valley to open a B&B. Includes
• 9. Divorced Barbie. Sells for $199.99. Comes with Ken's house, Ken's car,Ken's boat., Ken's shotguns, and Tyrone, Ken's Labrador Retriever.
• 10. Recovery Barbie. Too many parties have finally caught up with theultimate party girl. Now she does Twelve Steps instead of dance steps.Clean and sober, she's going to meetings religiously. Comes with a little copy of The Big Book and a 6-pack of Diet
• 11. Post Menopausal Barbie. This Barbie wets her pants when she sneezes,forgets where she puts things, and cries a lot. She is sick and tired ofKen sitting on the couch watching the tube, clicking through the channels.Comes with Depends and Kleenex, as a