How To Shower Like A Man

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• 1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
• 2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your girlfriend/wife along the way, flash her making the "woo, woo" sound.
• 3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut scratch your balls.
• 4. Get in the shower.
• 5. Don't bother to look for a washcloth. (you don't use one)
• 6. Wash your face
• 7. Wash your armpits
• 8. Crack up at how loud your fart sounds in the shower.
• 9. Wash your privates and surrounding area.
• 10. Wash your ass, leaving hair on the soap bar.
• 11. Shampoo your hair. (do not use conditioner)
• 12. Make a shampoo Mohawk.
• 13. Pull back shower curtain and look at yourself in the mirror.
• 14. Pee (in the shower)
• 15. Rinse off and get out of the shower. Fail to notice water on the floor because you left the curtain hanging out of the tub when you checked your Mohawk.
• 16. Partial dry off.
• 17. Look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles. Admire wiener size.
• 18. Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on the floor.
• 19. Leave bathroom fan and light on.
• 20. Return to the bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass your girlfriend/wife, pull off the towel, grab your wiener, go "Yeah baby" and thrust your pelvis at her.
• 21. Throw wet towel on the bed. Take 2 minutes to get dressed.