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• If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?
• If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
• If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex in the box?
• Why do they put Braille on the number pads of drive-through bank machines?
• How did a fool and his money GET together?
• How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
• If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
• What's another word for thesaurus?
• Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
• What do they use to ship Styrofoam?
• Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?
• How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
• When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
• Does fuzzy logic tickle?
• Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?
• Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?
• Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
• Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
• If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
• What was the best thing before sliced bread?