Rejected U.S. State Mottos
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- ALABAMA
Literacy ain't everything Ya want fries with dat? - ALASKA
Come, freeze your butt off - ARIZONA
Winter home to 150,000 snowbirds - ARKANSAS
At least we're not Mississippi - CALIFORNIA
The Granola State Nobody's actually from here Fast reloading lanes available The really long state - COLORADO
Too wimpy to cross the mountains so we stopped here Official home of the winter ski bunny - CONNECTICUT
Way too close to New York - DELAWARE
You'll need a map to find us So close to Washington you can smell it - FLORIDA
The Gunshine State Elephant Graveyard; where the old Republicans go to die Senior citizen discounts available Come, enjoy the humidity The snow capital of the US - GEORGIA
Home of the Rednecks Gateway to Florida Confederate money welcome - HAWAII
Sure, we've got Interstates... drive on over Book 'em Danno Tom Selik, Jack Lord, Don Ho - Paradise! Come, get lai-ed - IDAHO
Ain't nothing here We don't care if you spell potato with an "e" Land of a billion "eyes" - ILLINOIS
Land of the voting dead Gateway to Iowa - INDIANA
Home of David Letterman - IOWA
Just east of Omaha It's easy to spell - KANSAS
Hayfever capital of the Midwest Dole slept here There's no place like home Ya want flat, we got flat - KENTUCKY
Tobacco is a vegetable We're all related Gateway to Nashville - LOUISIANA
Swim the beautiful Bayou Cancer Alley's just a name, and names will never hurt you - MAINE
For Sale You can spit on Canada from here - MARYLAND
If it weren't for Washington, you couldn't find us - MASSACHUSETTS
Home of the young girls from Nantucket, also the home of Ted Kennedy, hmmmm... - MICHIGAN
Land of the free, home of the Buick - MINNESOTA
Not Sweden, but we try to act like it Sure beats Canada - MISSISSIPPI
We're lucky we can spell it Why would you want to come here? - MISSOURI
Gateway to Kansas Here's mine, Show Me yours We're better than Illinois - MONTANA
Land of the Big Sky, and very little else We've got lots of 10'x10' shacks in the woods It's where you're wanted. At least our cows are sane. - NEBRASKA
More corn than Kansas Go to Kansas, turn north - NEVADA
More weirdos than Alaska (warmer too) 2 words - Death Valley 3:5 you'll leave broke We have our own nuclear testing site - NEW HAMPSHIRE
Like Old Hampshire, only newer About as exciting as Vermont - NEW JERSEY
You have the right to remain silent, You have the right to an attorney... Tell 'em Guido sent ya - NEW MEXICO
Lizards make excellent pets We have reservations Alien Welcome Center - Roswell - NEW YORK
At least we're not New Jersey! We're more than a big city; we're a state Like we CARE about a motto English spoken here; sometimes - NORTH CAROLINA
Five million people; Fifteen last names We're bigger than South Carolina - NORTH DAKOTA
The OTHER South Dakota - OHIO
Don't judge us by Cleveland Proud polluters of Lake Erie We're easy to spell - OKLAHOMA
We're OK, you're NOT! I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto - OREGON
As pretty as California but not as weird We're not named after a musical instrument You can see the sunset from here - PENNSYLVANIA
Cook with coal Free lub job with oil change - RHODE ISLAND
Size ain't everything Nobody famous came from Rhode Island - SOUTH CAROLINA
Just south of North Carolina - SOUTH DAKOTA
Closer than North Dakota - TENNESSEE
The Educashun State Thank goodness we've still got Elvis A great fixer-upper - TEXAS
Si Hablo Ingles See, EVERYTHING is bigger in Texas! - UTAH
Our Jesus is better than your Jesus At least our sheep can't talk - VERMONT
Bet ya can't name 2 of our towns - VIRGINIA
Please don't confuse us with West Virginia! - WASHINGTON
We like our state, so STAY OUT! - WEST VIRGINIA
Where "family values" has a different meaning - WISCONSIN
Land of funny accents. Say "Cheeeese" - WYOMING
Where men are lonely and sheep are scared
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