You Know You're a Biker When...

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• Any one of your bikes is worth more than your car.
• You choose an apartment solely on the basis of whether or not it is flat enough to ride into and how close the good roads/trails
• are.
• Your bike rack is worth more than your car.
• Your legs are tan only to mid-thigh.
• The first thing you ask when you regain consciousness is "How's my bike".
• You actually move farther form work so your bike commute will be longer.
• You mentally log every meal as "good fuel" or "bad fuel".
• Your learn you have X money left over after paying bills and the first thing you do is reach for the nearest bicycling catalog.
• 75% of the tools you own are from Park or Campagnolo.
• You dream of winning the lottery, and the first thing you think of is "how many/which bikes can that money buy?"
• You can tell your significant other with a straight face that its too hot to mow the lawn then take off and ride a century.
• Someone in a car asks for directions and you accidentally give them a route that includes motor vehicle barriers, or a route that
• bypasses all freeways/busy roads (or is very scenic etc.)
• You buy a car based on whether or not a bike will fit in the trunk/back
• You pull up hard on the steering wheel trying to jump your car over a pot-hole.
• You know the distance of every point of interest within 20 miles of your house as well as the location of every pot-hole along
• the way.
• You refuse to buy a couch because that patch of wall space is taken up by your bikes.