You Know You're A Chat Junkie If...

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• the only time you get out is to go buy beer.
• your neighbors have started mowing your yard.
• your best friends have forgotten who you are.
• you've never laid eyes on your new best friends.
• your coffee pot is on at 3:00am.
• the only way you will answer your kids is if they use your avatar name.
• you've run out of blank tapes for taping your favorite shows.
• your shelves are full of video tapes you'll probably never watch.
• you phone everybody you know before you get on line so you won't be interrupted.
• you've signed up for the Mavis Beacon typing course.
• you look at somebody and you can't remember their name because it's not above their head.
• you have visited the medical supply to buy a donut to sit on.
• everytime you go to the bathroom you say 'BRB'.
• bathroom breaks are a real inconvenience.
• you're really sorry you renewed your magazine subscriptions for three years.
• you put Worlds Chat next to Air and Water in your personal Maslow's hierarchy.