Clever , funny sayings

A list by Sean Burke

clever sayings

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: funny QUOTES SAYINGS

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  If you do not give i shall take3.
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  Hope for the best plan for the worst4.
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  The prick sucker punched me5.
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  Don't be ashmed to be turned on just be true to your self6.
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  I ask for help and you show me the door7.
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  The prick sucker punched me8.
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  What you dont know could fill a book my friend
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  Some people are so far behind in a race that they actually believe their leading11.
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  Increase the peace12.
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  It looks like you fell of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down13.
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  Complex problems sometimes have the simplest solutions14.
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  When you know nothink about a subject its better to say nothink15.
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  She just eye fucked the shit out of me16.
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  Its only unethical if you get caught
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  Shes so hot you'l have to hose her down19.
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  You let everyone piss on you then you wonder why your wet20.
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  You have to dress for success to impress21.
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  Sometimes i think you talk just to make sounds22.
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  Y dont you make like a tree and leave23.
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  Y dont you make like a bannana and split24.
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  A house divided will not stand
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  Thanks for parking so close next time leave a fucking can opener so i can get my car out. Ps. people like you should take the bus27.
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  Never look back always look forward28.
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  Your so far out of your league your playing a totally different sport29.
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  I'd rather ask for forgiveness than for permission30.
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  If you wana moon someone just show them your face31.
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  I may have been born at night but i was'nt born last night32.
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  I may have been born at sea but im no dummie
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  I would'nt give ya the steam of my piss35.
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  I show you my hand and you slap it away36.
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  Im saving your ass and your shitin on me37.
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  Don't hate me cus you ant me38.
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  I take reason over instint39.
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  Power is a funny thing its when you think you have it your in troble40.
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  The sun will come out tommoro but crap won't cut it today
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  They say forgive and forget i say, Forget about forgiving and accepting just forget and accept43.
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  How can you be sneakey with a face like that44.
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  Theres no deceat colder than the friendship which is betrayed45.
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  Reveng is a meal best served cold46.
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  Theres the door unless you wanna leave through the window47.
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  No victory comes without a price48.
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  Your head is like a filthy mop
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  If you don't understand it get rid of it51.