20 ways to annoy people, part 2

A list by Clickriver

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: fun humor entertainment

• 1 Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training"
• 2 Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors for "violating your airspace.
• 3 Singnal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
• 4 Staple papers in the middle of the page.
• 5 Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
• 6 Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat the complimentary mints by the cash register.
• 7 Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute entire streets.
• 8 Pretend that your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
• 9 Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
• 10 Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
• 11 Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200 extra dark, 17 inch paper, at 98 copies.
• 12 Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
• 13 Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copytight warnings.
• 14 Sew anti-theft detector strips into peoples backpacks.
• 15 Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
• 16 Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
• 17 Write "X-BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
• 18 Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
• 19 Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.
• 20 Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is nesessary because of your "superior mental processing".