Tongues: French CD Track Listing

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Tongues French (2000)
This misc cd contains 99 tracks and runs 28min 4sec.
Freedb: f7069263
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Category

: Music

Tags

: music songs tracks misc Comedy

1. Tongues - I just flicked a booger across the room. (00:33)
2. Tongues - Want a taist of my ear wax? (00:11)
3. Tongues - May I eat a banana split off your behind? (00:15)
4. Tongues - My girlfriend nicknamed my unit "Eiffel Tower." (00:17)
5. Tongues - I never believe anything unless I can feel it with my own lips. (00:21)
6. Tongues - You know what they say about a man with big feet. (00:15)
7. Tongues - That is one impressive scrotum. (00:16)
8. Tongues - I can't stop scratching this hemorrhoid. (00:15)
9. Tongues - Pull my finger (00:09)
10. Tongues - Do you spit or swallow? (00:12)
11. Tongues - There goes one horny pig-screwer. (00:15)
12. Tongues - Don't put your panties into the wash untill I sniff them first. (00:17)
13. Tongues - Your poodle likes humping my leg. (00:13)
14. Tongues - Come join us in out circle jerk. (00:14)
15. Tongues - My pets don't feel sexyually save around you. (00:17)
16. Tongues - Wanna lock crotches and swap gravy? (00:14)
17. Tongues - Your feet smell like Limburger cheese. (00:14)
18. Tongues - This eclair is turning me on. (00:11)
19. Tongues - Check out the buldge on that Francois. (00:14)
20. Tongues - You just gargled with my urine speciman. (00:19)
21. Tongues - Your mother is a whore - but a very good one. (00:20)
22. Tongues - I crap bigger than you. (00:11)
23. Tongues - Your mother is a lousy lay. (00:12)
24. Tongues - You are so stupid you have to study for a urine test. (00:20)
25. Tongues - Your breath smells like a fart. (00:13)
26. Tongues - Is your nose longer than your willy? (00:14)
27. Tongues - Your crotch smells better than your breath. (00:14)
28. Tongues - What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this? (00:18)
29. Tongues - I'd love to screw your brains out, but someone beat me to it. (00:17)
30. Tongues - You're so fat you have the only car in town with stretch marks. (00:20)
31. Tongues - You've got diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the brain. (00:16)
32. Tongues - Your mother has a loud bark! (00:12)
33. Tongues - I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works! (00:19)
34. Tongues - You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent. (00:16)
35. Tongues - Your body is one big patch of pubic hair. (00:15)
36. Tongues - You're so ugly, when you were born, they slapped your mother. (00:17)
37. Tongues - My cat is hung better than you. (00:13)
38. Tongues - My Doberman thinks you smell great! (00:13)
39. Tongues - Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing! (00:21)
40. Tongues - When I look into your eyes, I see mucus. (00:18)
41. Tongues - My penis is like that of a donkey. (00:18)
42. Tongues - I have something impressive in my pants. (00:14)
43. Tongues - It is a nice night to lick you. (00:11)
44. Tongues - Eggs are for fertilizing and I'm the manure, baby. (00:19)
45. Tongues - You have the ass of a 10-year-old boy. (00:12)
46. Tongues - I'll show you mine if you show me yours. (00:15)
47. Tongues - I've been a bad, bad girl and I deserve a spanking. (00:20)
48. Tongues - Do you want to pet my monkey? (00:12)
49. Tongues - Let's get drunk and screw. (00:11)
50. Tongues - Will you please massage my groin? (00:13)
51. Tongues - I may be flaccid now but I could grow to love you. (00:20)
52. Tongues - I'm a starving artist and I want to eat you. (00:17)
53. Tongues - Hypothetically speaking, if I were to screw you, would you let me? (00:21)
54. Tongues - I'm a tawdry slut looking for a good time. (00:18)
55. Tongues - Remember my name - you'll be screaming it later tonight. (00:17)
56. Tongues - Nice jugs. Mind if I squeeze them? (00:16)
57. Tongues - Are you a screamer or a moaner? (00:11)
58. Tongues - I have a good mind to corrupt your body with my tongue. (00:16)
59. Tongues - I could really get into you if you would let me get into you. (00:21)
60. Tongues - Your jeans are so tight I can tell your religion. (00:17)
61. Tongues - When I masturbate, I think of you. (00:16)
62. Tongues - I find heaven between your legs. (00:14)
63. Tongues - Your breasts are like ripe melons. (00:14)
64. Tongues - Sit on my face and tell me you love me. (00:15)
65. Tongues - Yes, you can put your finger in my ass. (00:15)
66. Tongues - I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you. (00:14)
67. Tongues - I know a charming little motel with a cheap hourly rate. (00:19)
68. Tongues - All those curves, and me with no brakes. (00:14)
69. Tongues - Let me melt in your mouth, not in your hand. (00:16)
70. Tongues - Run your fingers through the hair on my back. (00:16)
71. Tongues - Are you free tonight or will it cost me? (00:13)
72. Tongues - I love every bone in your body. Especially mine! (00:17)
73. Tongues - Sit on my lap and we'll get thing straight between us. (00:19)
74. Tongues - I'm gonna have sex with you tonight, so you might as well be there. (00:20)
75. Tongues - Pass me the vibrator. (00:10)
76. Tongues - Would you mind wearing a paper sac on your head? (00:16)
77. Tongues - You are as sexy as a chimpanzee in rubber pants. (00:17)
78. Tongues - Will you wear my pearl necklace? (00:12)
79. Tongues - May I braid your armpit hair? (00:13)
80. Tongues - Love me or relieve me. (00:12)
81. Tongues - Eat Me (00:12)
82. Tongues - Piss Off (00:07)
83. Tongues - Go to Hell (00:08)
84. Tongues - Kiss My Ass (00:08)
85. Tongues - Bitch (00:07)
86. Tongues - Whore (00:06)
87. Tongues - Bull Crap (00:08)
88. Tongues - Ass Hole (00:08)
89. Tongues - Bastard (00:08)
90. Tongues - Son of a Bitch (00:09)
91. Tongues - You're full of crap (00:08)
92. Tongues - Shut the hell up. (00:07)
93. Tongues - You flaming moron (00:09)
94. Tongues - Suck-wad! (00:08)
95. Tongues - Stick it up your ass. (00:09)
96. Tongues - I fart in your general direction. (00:11)
97. Tongues - Prick! (00:06)
98. Tongues - Bone-head! (00:09)
99. Tongues - Putting it all together. (03:55)