The National Hardwood Floor Association: Savage Vigilance for a Rug-Free America CD Track Listing

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The National Hardwood Floor Association Savage Vigilance for a Rug-Free America (1993)
National Hardwood Floor Association\n1992, Electro-Motive Records CPA-005\nP.O. Box 14461, Berkeley CA 94701-5461
This misc cd contains 24 tracks and runs 59min 11sec.
Freedb: 540ddd18
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1. The National Hardwood Floor Association - Intro (00:05)
2. The National Hardwood Floor Association - Trouble concentrating when praying (only when I masturbate) (01:22)
3. The National Hardwood Floor Association - Church of the Subgenius (Bob) (07:07)
4. The National Hardwood Floor Association - Looking for a Good Christian Abortionist (01:50)
5. The National Hardwood Floor Association - Brain Tumor (Try a new salad dressing) (01:50)
6. The National Hardwood Floor Association - Velma - grandchildren - beans, macaroni & pork chops (00:45)
7. The National Hardwood Floor Association - Herb - oh well, we'll probably all be blown up anyway (01:07)
8. The National Hardwood Floor Association - Buy back offensive music (reduced price), they'll be out cash (00:27)
9. The National Hardwood Floor Association - Brain Tumor again - praise report: Jesus healed me! (00:31)
10. The National Hardwood Floor Association - Artificial Insemination - Sex (God's plan for married couples) (02:29)
11. The National Hardwood Floor Association - Live at Night phone numbers (KPDQ, Portland) (00:21)
12. The National Hardwood Floor Association - Permanent Makeup commercial (00:34)
13. The National Hardwood Floor Association - Gays in Military (frontline) - spirit of Jesus came upon me (02:22)
14. The National Hardwood Floor Association - Jesus in ice cream (bi-level mediating influence) (03:17)
15. The National Hardwood Floor Association - Salvation is more nutritious (choose burger king) (01:18)
16. The National Hardwood Floor Association - Christian Youth Program in High School (feedback) (01:57)
17. The National Hardwood Floor Association - Michael Jackson Jehovah's Witness (fuck me jerry i'm lonely) (03:26)
18. The National Hardwood Floor Association - Crank call description - Unrelated? Forget it. (00:52)
19. The National Hardwood Floor Association - Compulsive eater - Christian counseling (switch to yogurt) (04:47)
20. The National Hardwood Floor Association - Live At Night promo message (00:25)
21. The National Hardwood Floor Association - Gwem - Persian Gulf war, Iraqi big gold atoms (03:53)
22. The National Hardwood Floor Association - 2 Live Crew, Bob (revelations) Satan's alive&well in Portland (01:57)
23. The National Hardwood Floor Association - Immaculate speculations, inordinate dysfunctionalism, comfort? (00:42)
24. The National Hardwood Floor Association - 14 1/2 min silence, speak directly in phone... (15:31)