Weird Al Yankovic: TV Album CD Track Listing

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Weird Al Yankovic TV Album (1995)
LABEL = Scotti Bros. Records\nID = 7239275493-2\nUPC = 723927-549321\nCOPYRIGHT = 1995\n*****\nLyrics added by Jacob Steenhagen\n\nhttp://jacob.home.ml.org\nObtained from http://www.lyrics.ch YEAR: 1995
This misc cd contains 11 tracks and runs 40min 4sec.
Freedb: 9409620b
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1. Weird Al Yankovic - Bedrock Anthem (03:43)
   (Anthony Kiedis/Flea/John Frusciante/Chad Smith/Al Yankovic)\n\nSometimes I feel\nLike I need a vacation\nSometimes I feel\nLike I wanna go\nTothe city of cavemen\nThe city of Bedrock\nI'd be a Flintstone\nNow I'lltell you why...\n\nWell, I've got I've go
2. Weird Al Yankovic - I Can't Watch This (03:31)
   (James/Miller/Hammer/Al Yankovic)\n\nI can't watch this. I can't watch this\nI can't watch this. I can't watch this\n\nMy my my my TV makes me so bored\nMakes me say oh my Lord\nWhat is this garbage here?\nWanna cover my eyes and plug my ears\nIt sucks, a
3. Weird Al Yankovic - Frank's 2000" TV (04:07)
   (Al Yankovic)\n\nRisin' above the city, blocking out the noonday sun\nIt dwarfs the mighty redwoods and it towers over everyone\nI still remember when the delivery truck came down our block\nWhat a lucky guy, I hearhe got the last one in stock\nAnd the ne
4. Weird Al Yankovic - Money For Nothing , Beverly Hillbillies (03:13)
   Now, looka here, people, listen to my story,\nA little story 'bout a man named Jed.\nYou know somethin', that poor mountaineer,\nThey say he barely kept his family fed.\nNow lemme tell ya, one day he was shootin'.\nOl' Jed was shootin' at some food.\nWhen
5. Weird Al Yankovic - Ricky (02:37)
   Hey Lucy, I'm home!\nOh, Ricky, you're so fine,\nYou're so fine you blow my mind.\nHey, Ricky!\nHey, Ricky!\nOh, Lucy, you're so fine,\nYou're so fine you blow my mind.\nHey, Lucy!\nHey, Lucy!\nOh, Ricky, you're so fine,\nYou play your bongos all the time
6. Weird Al Yankovic - Talk Soup (04:25)
   (Al Yankovic)\n\nI dated Siamese twins\nI slept with Bigfoot, too\nGet me on Sally Jesse\nPut me on Donahue\n'Cause I wanna tell the world about it\nRight now\n\nMy dog's a narcoleptic\nMy mom's a circus freak\nI gotta get a spot on\nGeraldo's show this w
7. Weird Al Yankovic - Here's Johnny (03:25)
   There he goes, he drives me crazy\nWhen he says...(Hee-eere's Johnny!)\nThat's his job, it's so amazing\nAll he says is...(Hee-eere's Johnny!)\nI never miss a moment when he's on the tube\nHis being there has made my life worth living\nThe chills run down
8. Weird Al Yankovic - The Brady Bunch (02:41)
   You can watch Mister Rogers,\nYou can watch Three's Company,\nAnd you can turn on Fame,\nOr the Newlywed Game,\nOr the Addams Family.\n\nSay, you can watch Barney Miller,\nAnd you can watch your MTV,\nAnd you can watch\nTill your eyes fall out of your hea
9. Weird Al Yankovic - Cable TV (03:38)
   I used to think my life was so empty,\nI used to think life was passin'me by.\nWell, I was just about ready\nTo curl up and die.\nBut then oneday I got a visit\nFrom the cable company.\nWell, they hooked me up, and plugged me right in,\nAnd now I got cabl
10. Weird Al Yankovic - I Lost On Jeopardy (03:29)
    Ohhhhhh...\nI was there, to match my intellect, on national TV,\nAgainst a plumber, and an architect, both with a Ph.D.\nI was tense, I was nervous,\nI guess it just wasn't my night.\nArt Fleming gave the answers,\nOh, but I couldn't get the questions rig
11. Weird Al Yankovic - UHF (05:08)
    Put down your remote control, throw out your TV guide.\nPut away your jacket, there's no need to go outside.\nDon't you know that we control the horizontal.\nWe control the vertical, too.\nWe gonna make a couch potato out of you.\nThat's what we're goin'